I Have Finally Seen The Light

I regret why I even wrote this blog. So what's the issue? This blog is so stupid and I see it now with all the brave and super intelligent Anonymous commentators (mga henyo talaga nila at napakagago ko talaga) with their massive intelligence compared to my empty head. I can see how smart members of #TindigPilipinas are and I've decided to stop writing this blog. Here's what I found and I've seen the light!

Right now, I want to say sorry to former president Noynoy Aquino for all the criticisms I've thrown to his face. He turns out to be the most competent man ever. How can I say he's so competent? He has achieved so much in six years and his age is the best era of Philippine history. I can feel the economic boom and we are now the strongest economy in Asia and someday the Philippines will be the richest nation on Earth. Don't mind the OFW increase as a sign of our failing economy because they are proof that the Philippines is now conquering the world! Woohoo!

I'm so amazed at how much this guy is an expert. Have a problem? He surely was a genius to point out that almost every problem he had belonged to Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. He surely had no faults whatsoever. Wow, he's such a genius to finally figure out that we should all follow him in the path of who to blame, right? Also, he has never missed a single flag raising ceremony during June 12 -- which makes him much better. Flag raising is more important than the current situation in Marawi City. He beats President Duterte by a million miles. He brought us the golden age which is now dismantled by the current administration.

One proof that Noynoy is a better president? You can think of how Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach won and how Maxine Medina lost. This is proof that President Duterte is a lousy president. Medina lost because of President Duterte. Wurtzbach won because of President Aquino. Talagang alam kong mas magaling si Noynoy dahil nanalo si Wutzbach! Kasalanan ni Duterte natalo si Medina!

Vice President Leni Robredo is indeed a woman of integrity and power. She's disente compared to palamura namely President Duterte. She's indeed very hardworking and admirable -- wow ang sipag talaga ni Madam Leni at ang tamad talaga ni President Duterte! I haven't seen President Duterte do any of this. You can see how she blends in with the common tao more often. She also has the ability to let the bus stop just anywhere she wants. Have problems? You never see President Duterte paint walls and do construction work! We're better off with Leni Robredo as president based on this picture because she herself will fix all the problems of this country. President Duterte should get his jetski and claim Spratlys now as she has the highest approval of the people in the history of the Philippines.

Mar Roxas himself would have made a much better president than President Duterte -- after all he is the superhero of Tacloban. He's very makatao. I mean, have you seen a presidential candidate do everything he can to help others? He became a teacher in the public school to show he knows how to handle the education system. He became a traffic enforcer to show how knowledgeable he is handling traffic. You can think of how much problems could have been solved would have Roxas been president. Man, I was so stupid not to vote for this guy. He would be the best bet for all the taxes I'm paying -- what was I thinking na hindi siya ang binoto ko? All political analysts and economists in the whole world now agree that he would have made the Philippines the richest nation in the world in less than a year. Don't believe me? I Google mo and you will see Harvard, Princeton, Yale and political analysts from the western world want Mar to be president! The whole world believes the Dilawans because they are the best and most honest people in the whole world!

Plus, with him as president we will be in a welfare state because he will do all the work for us. I can see it coming. Just give 4Ps and let the poor spend how they want -- I'm sure it will return 3x the amount in no time! Mar himself will increase our 4Ps from PHP 3,000 to PHP 300,000 and hopefully to PHP 3,000,000 or even higher to be given to 2 million Filipinos or more. That way, our economy will be saved by his miraculous self-funding project because it will increase everyone's marginal propensity to consume. Basta may spending may investment. Bwisit yung idea na kailangan mo ng savings! Mar for the win! Mar's 4Ps will help our economy because it will increase spending. Huwag kang maniwala pinaikot lang ang pera. After all, with Mar it will rain gold coins everyday in the Philippines for his self-funding policy. 

Under President Mar, we will not pull out of the International Criminal Court. Want to know how efficient it is? Take a look at all they have solved in a couple of years. In 12 years they have shown how competent they are and they are not a waste of money. They even volunteered to help us taken down President Duterte who is in fact, destroying our democracy. Want to show how good they are? They are taking down tyrannies like Singapore who is in fact the mother of all tyranny. President Duterte's decision to withdraw is proof that he is indeed guilty and there's no need of proof. Basta Dilawan tama agad!

Pinoy Pride! The Philippines is more than ready to beat China with how Senator Antonio Trillanes IV himself could have also served as a good vice president for Roxas. Heck, he may even make a better vice president than the current one in power!  He has the prowess that will make China and any potential invader cower. No, it wouldn't be Taiwan, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia or Vietnam that will prevail against the dragon of the Pacific Ocean. We sure need him to make the Philippines a great militia -- he beats Sun Tzu's Art of War any day. I'm now subscribing to buy Trillanes' Art of War and dump Sun Tzu's ancient manual! The Philippines will have the best army with this guy in charge.


Chief Justice Maria Lourdes Sereno is still well-loved by the people as evidenced by this picture. What am I thinking? I'm 100% sure that those employees under her jurisdiction were all paid by President Duterte to protest against her. You can see that they were paid to frown. They are just pretending to frown. I'm pretty sure that they still love her! Stop the impeachment now!

I was so wrong to badmouth Chito Gascon and call him an ignorant idiot. The same goes for his predecessors at the Commission on Human Rights such as Etta Rosales and Leila De Lima. Atty. Persida Rueda V. Acosta is an incompetent attorney and she shouldn't even be a lawyer. Heck, the Public Attorney's Office should be abolished for good. What was I thinking? The Commission on Human Rights is right to only move when state agents commit acts of atrocity. I just realized that it's not a human rights violation unless it's done by a state agent. I don't have the right to shout for my human rights unless it was a state agent. I have to admire how Gascon is so impartial in his work and that thanks to him -- human rights violations are always addressed. 

Neri Colmeneras is such an economic and political genius -- only stupid people like those in CoRRECT Philippines will say he's not. He and his kind like Teddy Casiño should be allowed to keep running for politics. One day, I'm sure both of them will make the Philippines a first world country and Filipinos will conquer the world. I don't see any reason why the Philippines should open its economic gateway to foreign direct investment. According to them, the first world countries didn't become first world countries by accepting foreign investors but by protecting the small businesses -- and from that came the huge national industry or self-industrialization. If anyone should be blamed it's not the so-called lousy economic policies. Let's just keep blaming the Marcos Years and Gloria Years and our economic problems. 

Well I was wrong about Rappler. I can't deny how Maria Ressa herself is such a genius. If you can't count that thousands joined #WalkOutPH then you have dyscalculia or severe arithmetic disorder in dealing with Mathematics. Are you blind if you say that the rallies are nilangaw? That's what I learned and saw that there are thousands upon thousands. Rappler is never wrong. I never saw such reliable and professional journalism in my life. Ressa herself is doing all she can to protect press freedom. Those who say she spreads fake news should be shut down because only she and her kind know fake news from real news. You can see how many people LOVE her in this picture. Mahal talaga ng mga tao is Ressa! Get Real Philippines -- get real and stop spreading fake news! Stop ruining her! Many Filipinos still love Rappler and their ever competent CEO! 

Jover Laurio is in fact the Filipino of the Year! Ano Get Real Philippines butthurt ba kayo dahil hindi kayo binigyan ng award ng Philippine Daily Inquirer? She has every right to sue RJ Nieto and everyone who unveiled her. What she did to reveal RJ Nieto or Thinking Pinoy was protecting herself. She was just doing her job. At kayo nagsasabi pangit siya. Are you blind? She's a perfect 10 beauty and the best of the best! She is fighting against all the fake news. I learned that you can't trust any other media but the Yellow Media. ABS-CBN is in fact unbiased, accurate and timely in giving all its news along with Philippine Daily Inquirer and Rappler. She will have every right to sue everyone. After all, she is the victim in all of this. She is more heroic than all the heroes of Marawi and Mamasapano. In fact, she should get the Nobel Peace Prize. I would be certain that she too will survive an interview with Stephen Sackur and let the world know we are suffering greatly!

Agot Isidro is sure a genius and so are people like Cynthia Patag and Leah Navarro. I have to bow down to her superior intellect because nakapagago ko talaga. She shows how much it's just now under President Duterte's term that traffic became so bad. That's right -- Silent No More PH is one of the smartest websites ever revealing why I should quit blogging this blog. She also showed how all the drugs came from China. Yes, all the drugs came from China and it's all part of the Chinese government's plan to take over the Philippines. I admire how Agot herself is such a genius to say that all the drugs come from China. Woohoo! She should run for office especially for Senator. She will pass very sensible laws that will make the Philippines a great nation -- trust me!

I will start watching teleseryes instead of stupid K-Dramas and J-Dramas from now on. Tokusatsu that's so yesterday and it's so childish. Teleseryes are so mature and grown-up. Sub-Saharan Africa has become its first destination and that's a very world class place. Who says that they can't reach the foreign market? The only reason why nations like Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and China don't want to air teleseryes is because their own TV dramas will be threatened. Ours is superior and they are the best in the world! Try watching Alyas Robin Hood -- Filipinos are so badass that they can use a water gun to take out on bad guys to get an example. Mas magaling pa sila sa mga singkit na magamit nila isang water gun o nerf gun bilang sandatang panlaban! They are so good that they are now shown worldwide! Well it's only a matter of time before Taiwan, China, Japan and South Korea as well as many more countries will not survive the teleserye invasion! 

Jim Paredes is the epitome of what it means to be disente. Want a good example of what it means to be decent? I dare you to watch how the Duterte youth were so disrespectful. Look at how polite Paredes was when he talked with the Duterte youth. The more I watch it, the more I see why he's one of the most decent people that ever walked the Earth! Talagang napakadisente talaga ni Paredes ano? After all he was teaching those Duterte youth a lesson on what it means to be nakapakidisente!

Also, I'm going to pull the plug supporting Get Real Philippines and CoRRECT Philippines. Obviously, the people at CoRRECT are just propagating their agenda that will turn the Philippines into a dictatorship. Federalism will give rise to warlords, free trade will cause the Philippines to lose its sovereignty to other countries and parliamentary system is for the incompetent because formal debates are for losers. Plus, the Tagalog centric system is for the best of the Filipinos, labor export means one day the Philippines will rule the world and the presidential system gives us the best candidates ever. Mangmang lang talaga sila kung gusto nilang gawin ang constitutional reform. Mas mabuti nagbigay ng pera sa mga mahihirap na Pilipino at diyan lalago ang ekonomiya natin! Walang income sa FDI at mga foreigner lang ang yayaman! 

CoRRECT Philippines if you're so smart then your members should go to Spratlys and turn it into a first world country! You are not the most well-researched site ever. How dare CoRRECT Philippines badmouth the Monsods. Of course, the Monsods are so right in fighting constitutional reform. Don't believe me? Watch Bawal Ang Pasaway at GMA-7! After all, we have the best constitution in the world! Hilario Davide is such a genius especially when he mentioned that foreign investors will make the Philippines lose its sovereignty. He is a bigger financial genius than John Gokongwei ever can be. Listen to Davide not to Gokongwei! 

According to Anonymous sources (and how brave and manly of them) they have given their reliable sources that CoRRECT Philippines is actually a Communist organization founded by a brain dead zombie who's still stuck in Kindergarten or Elementary if I'm not mistaken. I don't need proof for that now that I've seen the light! It doesn't need to be really true -- it just needs to look like it! And now for the proof from Anonymous commentators who are so manly and brave that CoRRECT supports Communism... and here's their credible proof!

It was more fun in the Philippines for so long and it's all going away because we are now in a Communist state. We Filipinos can't afford to let a President Duterte dictatorship ruin our right to have fun without restraint. We will now miss the times when they could sing karaoke all night, teenagers can go out and go home all they want without curfews, we can go out and maglalasing all the time, the time when we could smoke in public without anybody scolding us, just throw their garbage anywhere, be always habitually late for appointments in the name of nationalism and all the the times that made them truly manly Filipinos -- the best of the best in the world. 

This is a battle that we Filipinos can't afford to lose. All these values make life worth living in the Philippines because that's what a democracy is about. The current administration is making sissies out of Filipinos. Thanks to it, democracy is dead and we have entered another dark age in the history of the Philippines because all the fun is gone. We should have our fun to have all our rights to curfews, to throw garbage everywhere, to be always habitually late and not to mention stand by our fellow Filipinos no matter what! All those activities made life worth living in the Philippines! Besides, what's wrong with saying that someone will commit suicide if they have to follow rules? A democracy has no discipline. If you love discipline so much then move to a Communist country!

Besides, Boracay is the proof of how wonderful democracy can be. Whoever says Boracay is polluted and must be closed temporarily is baliw na baliw. I have been there every summer and it's the greatest place ever. Philippines' beaches are all good but nothing beats Boracay. People throw their garbage everywhere. No rules to follow. It's indeed a paradise. Why shut it down? The water treatment plant will be a symbol of tyranny. Don't believe me? According to Agnes Callamard -- there is no proof that Boracay is now a health hazard! Mabuhay ang Boracay!

I would be very stupid to still support President Duterte. Rallies in support of him are getting smaller and smaller. Do you remember the February 25, 2018 rally? Sarah Elago really has the charisma and charm that will make you admire her. You can see that classes are vacating by the thousands. More and more students have walked out of their classes to join forces against the dictator that's ruining our nation. We have the silent majority finally emerging and ready to start a new war for democracy. In no time, the Liberal Party will rise again and democracy will be restored in the Philippines!

If you can't see the majority of Filipinos fighting for democracy in any picture of rallyists doing their rallies then you are still stuck in elementary. You have dyscalculia which is defined as a severe difficulty in making arithmetic computations as a result of brain disorder. You can see that there are clearly thousands. Hundreds? CNN Philippines get your facts straight! Hindi hundreds nag walk out dahil mas marama pa! Thousands! Thousands you hear me!

After Leni Robredo becomes the new president, we should all prepare to make Kris Aquino as the new president for 2022 in order to restore our beloved democracy. She's been an excellent mother to both her sons Joshua Aquino Salvador and Bimby Aquino Yap. She's shown how much she's a woman of high integrity and dignity in everything she does. She would in fact make the best president the Philippines and lead us to the golden age. She will make the Philippines the most powerful nation in the world. She has the masses still adoring her after all who are wishing she would make a comeback on television. She would become the worthy queen of the whole world because the world will be owned by Filipinos if she were president. If she would run for any office I would vote for her. Too bad she doesn't have a daughter who will follow in mommy's footsteps. But we can take comfort that she is our last hope to save our democracy. Mabuhay si Kris! PINOY PRIDE TO THE MAX!

From now on -- I'm proud to support #TindigPilipinas 100% and renounce all what I've written! Paalis na ako dahil Dilawan na ako! Dutertard no more! PINOY PRIDE FOR THE WIN! WOOHOO!!!!!!

GOTCHA! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S EVERYONE!