Making It Fun in the Philippines

Noynoy Aquino may be DEAD, but Noyists are pretty much like Maoists . One must wonder why the Noyists didn't bother embalming Noynoy and putting his body in EDSA. Instead, Noynoy was cremated instead of preserved. Noynoy probably requested cremation and GOT IT -- unlike Mao Zedong and Ho Chi Minh, who didn't get their wish. The Noyists continue DEMONIZING Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo over what may be UNSUBSTANTIATED CASES. Gloria had the fundamentals NEEDED -- which allowed her political nemesis Noynoy have some fundamentals. However, I feel Gloria may not be so innocent, just like Chiang Kai Shek wasn't so innocent either. What Yellowtard fanatics or Noyists might be ignoring is that ONE OF THEIR MOST HATED PEOPLE made Ninoy Aquino Day possible! It was on February 25, 2004, when Gloria declared Ninoy as a NATIONAL HERO . Ninoy was given the status of national hero by Noynoy's longtime political nemesis -- his favorite SCAPEGOAT. I laugh thinking at the irony. Many still ado...

Kiko Pangilinan's Official Website People might say, "Umaayos na ang Pinas! Nanalo sina Kikoman at si Bum!" Well, sorry to say but the Philippines is still stuck with the 1987 Constipation of the Philippines. Oftentimes, charter change is often associated with the return of Marcos imperialism. By the way, there's really NO WAY in history that the Marcos Empire was really a parliamentary system . Ninoy Aquino even lambasted the idea during the Marcos Empire years, "We had a parliamentary form of government WITHOUT a parliament." That means the silly claims of a man carrying a machete while wearing a hockey mask -- are INVALID ! Atty. Kikoman Cuneta errr Pangilinan even promised free breakfast . The big question is SAAN TAYO KUKUHA NG PONDO?! Even more, the way Kikoman talked with Rolling Stones makes me think about, "What does he mean by feeding Filipinos?"  Sure, it's a noble task to want to end hunger. However, no one can truly end hunger if a...

A few days ago, it was the fourth death anniversary of Noynoy Aquino. One thing is sure -- the Yellowtards all revere Noynoy like he was Chairman Mao Zedong . The stupidity often posted is, "Bakit kailangan ng cha-cha kung may Noynoy?" Please, Noynoy has already died! It's something that Kikoman Pangilinan won the senatorial elections while Bum Aquino finally WON. However, these two really need to STOP opposing badly needed reforms. A parliamentary system would've already allowed the Liberal Party to form its own Shadow Government -- one to scrutinize the CURRENT Government!  There's still some sentimentalism over Noynoy's legacy. Some keep talking as if he were the greatest president in the Universe. Remembering Noynoy's death had me mixed. Noynoy had an economic legacy, but one can't forever rely on past success. On the other hand, Noynoy was also pretty much Boy Sisi. Noynoy's death drove the Yellowtards to tears. Watching Mao's funeral remi...

Former president Rodrigo R. Duterte is arrested. Atty. Liela Dilemma got released when Bobong Marcos became the new president. Antonio Trillanes IV also praises Bobong to have given them "more breathing space". Has Liela ever forgotten the human rights violations committed by the Empire of Marcos? Liela is already playing friendly opposition with Bobong Marcos. Wait... didn't the Yellowtards hope that Bobong would lose and Atty. Leni Loud Robredo won?  I decided to read Rigoberto Tiglao again. Sure, I don't really support Tiglao OR Maria Ressa . I believe both sides have been maliciously cooking fake news -- for their OWN convenience. Ressa who was a critic of the Empire of Marcos and the Duterte administration -- even exclaims that Bobong's administration has MORE PRESS FREEDOM?!  Has Ressa even stooped down to kiss Bobong's foot? I wouldn't be surprised if Jover Laurio would even surface and do what Ressa did. Inquirer Let's just face it -- the hands...

  Noynoy Aquino is DEAD and it's beating a dead horse. However, I couldn't help but imagine what if Noynoy Aquino was arrested while the Philippines was still a member of the International Clown Court (ICC). Last time, I made the mistake of thinking that Human Rights Watch was simply closing its eyes on the Yellows. However, it turns out that Noynoy had a doubtful legacy of human rights . WUT? That's what the Noytards may say as they revere their hero. It might be that Noynoy would be another baldy man revered despite having a questionable record -- pretty much like Ho Chi Minh, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong. Lenin may have improved the Soviet economy BUT he's still got a genocide record. Deng Xiaoping may have brought China out of the dumps but the Tiananmen Square incident is a blot to China's history! A look back at Noynoy's assessment by Human Rights Watch (HRW) would've probably made him "fit" to be arrested by the ICC This was written by the...

If Pinoy Pride has led the Philippines to become the Failippines and Filipinos to become Failipinos -- PNoy Pride is more similar than different! PNoy Pride is a massive failure of the mind. It continues to use Noytardism as the foundation as to why the "sacred" 1987 Constipation shouldn't even be amended. Now, the Dilawans pride themselves as the "opposition". Unfortunately, the Dilawans continue using theatrics instead of seeing the bigger problem -- the 1987 Constipation DOESN'T really see them as a real Opposition!  The 1987 Constipation of the Philippines is a PRESIDENTIAL SYSTEM. It means the winner takes all scenario. Take the results of the race for example. Bobong Marcos defeated Atty. Leni Loud Robredo in the elections. Until now, the Dilawans can't even prove allegations of cheating just as Bobong may have had zero evidence of Leni Loud cheating him. Fortunately, both Bobong and Leni Loud shook hands . I wonder if the Yellowtards are ready to ...

It's time to GET REAL, isn't it? I may have written a lot of posts against Kris Aquino. There are times I feel like being mean to the person. It's because some of my college classmates wouldn't show up for the practice or project. After all, they'll miss an episode of Deal or No Deal. Popularity is fickle and fading. The once-energetic Kris of the 2000s and 2010s is a shadow of her former self. However, some people still believe that she (or her children) should run for office. Someone might say, "Dahil wala pang bahid ng corruption si Kris." However, Kris' condition doesn't look good and it's NOT EVEN FUNNY. I'm tempted to indulge in heartless behavior but it's NOT her fault that some of my college classmates had poor priorities. It may only be a matter of time before she follows her late brother Noynoy Aquino . It's NEVER RIGHT to laugh at someone suffering either.  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, SLE...

Inquirer It's been some time since I tackled the issue between President Bobong Marcos and his two-time rival former VP Atty. Leni Loud Robredo.  The picture had Leni Loud shaking hands with Bobong in Sorsogon. The recent Typhoon Kristine incident is no time for politicking. Some people might say that Bobong is more civil than former president Rodrigo R. Duterte. The recent incident has Bobong willing to supply rubber boats for Naga . “As soon as makapasok kami, we will be doing that. And we are now beginning to marshal our assets, like, for example, rubber boats. Hanggang Mindanao kukunin na muna namin at dadalhin namin dito sa area ng pangangailangan. (We will gather them from as far as Mindanao and bring them here to the area of need),” Marcos replied when asked how soon the rubber boats would be delivered in Naga City. Robredo and the Naga LGU requested separately on Facebook posts on Tuesday. When it comes to political retards -- we always expect CANCEL culture. The Yellowtard...

Leila Dilemma was finally cleared of all charges by the Regional Trial Court. Today is also the third death anniversary of Noynoy Aquino. However, we need to look at it that if it took SEVEN YEARS to prove Dilemma's innocence (which I doubt she's fully innocent) -- she needs to ask herself the question, "WHY DID IT TAKE SEVEN YEARS?" Dilemma was arrested during the time of former president Rodrigo R. Duterte and was released during the regime of former crown prince turned President Bobong Marcos. It seems that the former crown prince of the Empire of Marcos has a hand in Dilemma's release. Dilemma is glad to be cleared of her charges. Dilemma is going to move against her nemesis Duterte.  I'm afraid not so many Filipinos know or realize the difference between a parliamentary system and a presidential system. Some people still insist that the Empire of Marcos is a parliamentary system . Take for example -- the  IMBECILE Jason VOORHEES who commented in the Get R...

Some people still continue to use EDSA to say no to charter change, right? Some of them are the Yellowtards. This reminds me of how the Yellowtards are very similar to the Maoists. The late Noynoy Aquino is revered nearly on the same level -- if not the same level -- as Mao Zedong . Noynoy was cremated -- the very request that Mao wanted before he died . Chances are that like Mao -- Noynoy requested to be cremated before he died. However, powerful officials wanted to preserve Mao's body so he could join the likes of Vladimir Putin and Ho Chi Minh. Why didn't the Yellowtards think of that? I mean, they don't need to invite everyone due to the pandemic. Why didn't they think of preserving Noynoy? It was understandable that Mao's process was a complicated one. The technology available to preserve Noynoy's body was more than there. The late despot Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. was preserved for years before his body was RIGHTFULLY buried next to Carlos P. Garcia. Even mor...

Yellowtards really need to see the need for constitutional reform. Let's face it that would've the Philippines been a Parliament --  Atty. Leni Loud Robredo and company would've been the Opposition by now . Instead, they kept opposing the idea of the Philippines going parliamentary because of the reign of the late Emperor Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. Now, how do they expect to hold the former crown prince turned president, Bobong Marcos , accountable, if the Philippines has NO REAL DEFINED OPPOSITION? Even worse, they keep saying constitutional reform is useless if you have leaders like the late Noynoy Aquino. Maybe, Get Real Philippines was beating up Noynoy too hard since bar none, no one can match Marcos in destroying the Philippines.  However, the Yellowtards still continue to use Noynoy as a prime example of why constitutional reform (which they prefer to use the term, Cha Cha) or even some amendments are unnecessary.  It's almost like the 1987 Constitution of the Phili...

Back when the late Noynoy Aquino was alive -- I always fancied the idea that he would get buried at the Libingan Ng Mga Bayani (right near Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr.) or he'd get his body preserved like Chairman Mao Zedong. The sad fact was that neither happened and he was cremated instead. It was a pandemic so it was the most practical thing to do. They didn't even bother to create a Noynoy Aquino Memorial Center at EDSA - something similar to the Mao Zedong Memorial Center at Tiananmen Square. As the call for constitutional reform happens - it's really getting more obvious. Yellowtards have been holding Noynoy at almost the SAME LEVEL as Mao. China still honors Mao. They can be told about real great leaders like Mahathir Mohamad and the late Lee Kuan Yew. When they're told about it then they can begin to whine. They would talk as if Noynoy was the greatest president in the Universe. So much for criticizing Dutertards who talk as if Rodrigo R. Duterte was never wrong. Doe...

I've been running out of ideas writing this blog. I'd like to remind people that blogging is just a sideline. I was reading through the DETERIORATING QUALITY of articles in Get Real Philippines (GRP) -  especially Benign0's. Benign0's most recent article compares House Speaker Martin Romualdez to Mar Roxas . Martin actually has a college degree in contrast to President Bobong Marcos. Martin is also a lawyer (he graduated from the University of the Philippines) like Atty. Leni Loud Robredo and Senator Kikoman Pangilinan. Mar is an economics graduate of the University of Pennsylvania. Both men sound very brilliant, RIGHT? Unfortunately, both men have high intelligence but are making clowns out of themselves. To quote Benign0, he writes these stuff down in GRP: It seems Romualdez would rather spend his tax-funded time campaigning for the next election than doing his job crafting laws in his office. Then again stunts like this usually work, to be fair — because Filipinos ar...

As I was watching some footage of Mao Zedong's funeral - I couldn't help but laugh. The reason has to be that his funeral reminded me of the Yellowtards crying for Noynoy Aquino. The family decided on a quick cremation as to avoid having a large event. The situation was different when Mao died. Mao may have left a famine but there was no COVID-19 to think about. Noynoy died and there was COVID-19. Would've Noynoy died before the pandemic then there could've been a huge Mao-style burial. Maybe, Noynoy's body would've been preserved in a glass coffin with the Philippine army paying respects. Instead, Noynoy wasn't given a Mao-style burial and was cremated instead.  A film I watched in 2009 was called The Founding of a Republic . Actor Tang Guoqiang became iconic for playing Mao in The Long March (1996) , and  Zhang Side (2004) before the 2009 film. He resumed the role in  Hundred Regiments Offensive (2015), Cairo Declaration (2015) , Mao Zedong (1949), and th...

Today is Ninoy Aquino Day - the death anniversary of the late Noynoy Aquino's father. It's been ironically declared a holiday by Noynoy's archenemy Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in 2004. Before that, Ninoy's death was ANYTHING BUT A HOLIDAY. The death of Noynoy last June 24, 2021, would raise feelings. The Dilawans were practically nearly like the Maoists when Mao died - even if Noynoy NEVER attempted to repeat two of Mao Zedong's genocidal campaigns. Noynoy wasn't stupid enough to try Mao's version of the Great Leap Forward. The economy did improve under Noynoy but it wasn't significant enough to be called a Great Leap Forward like the late Deng Xiaoping's. Six years is NEVER ENOUGH for such an ambitious plan . Several plans by Noynoy purchased late in his term had to be finished by former president Rodrigo R. Duterte. In short, think that many projects under Noynoy were left unfinished because of TERM LIMIT .   Noynoy died during the pandemic so hav...

  It's really annoying when you talk to ANTI-REFORM Kakampinks. Okay, some Kakampinks (formerly known as DILAWANS) have been fighting for reforms. Economist Andrew J. Masigan and the late Carlos Celdran are among them. I even heard that Rep. Stella Quimbo of the Liberal Party has been a proponent of reform. However, there are still some Kakampinks who are still convinced with what Hilarious Davide had to say. Davide said that the 1987 Constitution needs no amendment as it's Da Best in Da World. Right? Well, if there was really nothing wrong with the system then what allowed former crown prince Bobong Marcos to become the 17th president? The answer is none other than the 1987 Constitution of the Philippines! When anti-reform Kakampinks still insist that the Marcos Empire was under a parliamentary system so they defend the  Talk to them about the need for a parliamentary system and they're bound to keep saying, "But the Marcos Years were a parliamentary! Mauulit lang noo...