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Let's Welcome Bamban's Incoming Mayor, LINDA WALKER

This was something I wish I had noticed. Instead, it slipped by me as I've been more into Korean stuff. Right now, I thought about viral actress Zhang Yingfei . I don't watch microdramas myself. Yingfei was starring in a microdrama called The Genius Heiress . Yes, the show's gone viral in the Philippines despite tensions with Emperor Xi Jinping. It's noteworty to even joke that Yingfei might be Alice Guo despite the blatant differences. Yingfei just turned 22 this year on June 13, 2026.  It's hard not to throw the comparisons between Yingfei and the now-convicted fraudster Alice Guo aka Guo Huaping.  GMA Entertainment The 22-year-old actress definitely has a slim build vs. Alice. Alice was rather chubby. Also, one may notice her face is actually narrower than Alice's. It just happens that she has some resemblances to Alice despite their age gap. Alice Guo was born on August 31, 1990. That means she's actually 14 years younger than Alice! But somehow, I don...

Would You Watch "Flor Contemplacion: The Musical" Starring Sarah Jane Elgago?

  Today is what might be called by Migraine International as "Flor Contemplacion Day". The 30th anniversary hit last year. However, I decided to make a bit of a comedy post today for this reason. It's already more than THREE DECADES since Flor was hanged in Singapore. However, Migraine International still insists that Flor was a martyr for the Philippines . Migraine can deny it all they want, but their adherence to the late Joma Sison's IDIOTOLOGY has red-tagged them . These people are still living in what I call the VIETNAM WAR MINDSET.  Back in 1995, Flor's death sparked the creation of The Flor Contemplacion Story   starring the late Nora Aunor. The movie came out on June 7, 1995. The movie was later uploaded by VIVA Films on their YouTube channel, while a pay-per-view version is available on YouTube Movies. I would like to imagine what if The Flor Contemplacion Story had a musical. I imagined it would've happened last year (30 years anniversary), but none....

Vote For Kabataan Partylist This Midterm Elections

Some people say that you shouldn't vote for Kabataan Partylist. However, you're making a big mistake IF you don't vote for Kabataan Partylist. Kabataan Partylist is known for being reasonable, critical, and the voice that the Filipino Youth need today. You shouldn't listen to the naysayers. No, Kabataan Partylist is the youth partylist that will secure you and your children's future.  Are you saying that their platform is stupid? You can trust our candidates. Who can remember Sarah Jane Elago when she was still part of Kabataan Partylist? Sarah was one of the most self-sacrificing people to ever serve in politics . Many of its members are outstanding members of hard-to-enter schools. Rep. Raoul Manuel is a graduate of applied mathematics at the University of the Philippines. That means Raoul himself would know how to magically lower down the prices of goods while increasing salaries. Say it's impossible! Raoul is a cum laude and cum laude from HARD TO ENTER SCHO...

Humor With Some Truth: Is Leni Loud Robredo Secretly China's Education Secretary?!

  Atty. Leni Loud Robredo claimed that she works for 18 hours a day . I believe that Angat Buhay operates for 18 hours a day. But Leni Loud? It's questionable because anybody claiming to work for 18 hours (ore more) is either LYING OR STUPID . Literally working 18 hours a day could burn up the mind. It's no wonder Chinese schools have students getting FED UP with the Gaokao long reviews! Where are the breaks for crying out loud?  Watching the video above is heartbreaking (and funny) at the same time. Did Xi Jinping secretly hire Leni Loud as China's education secretary? Of course, the claim is PREPOSTEROUS but I'd like to imagine it. Leni Loud couldn't understand Mandarin stacking up the odds. I doubt Jesse Robredo ever spoke fluent Mandarin -- given his status as a Chinese FILIPINO. Leni Loud may have never learned Mandarin. That makes it impossible for Leni Loud to be China's education secretary. Leni Loud is also a FILIPINO citizen -- something that would pre...

[Bizarre Speculation] Is It Alice Guo Who Escaped Or Did Vietnam Youth Recruiter Ha Thi Thu Trang Drop By The Philippines?

Cong Caphe was said to open in mid-February but it's been delayed for some reason. It sounds crazy but I think but Vietnam Youth Union member Ha Thi Thu Trang may have vacationed in the Philippines. Thu Trang (right) may have been mistaken to be Alice Guo aka Guo Hua Ping (left). The resemblance is uncanny. It's said that Alice left for the Philippines for the nth time . Is it because the Bureau of Immigration (BI) is just TANGA? People may LOOK ALIKE but come on -- aren't there supposedly SUPPORTING DOCUMENTS such as passports to prove one after the other? My speculation goes that it may NOT be Alice who left. It was speculated Alice may have left via Tawi Tawi. However, we need to keep our eyes peeled. A claim later said that Alice fled to Malaysia  seven months ago. Instead, it was possibly Thu Trang and not Alice who left. That would put the Bureau of Immigration under hot water. Assuming that Thu Trang arrived in the Philippines (presumably to get Cong Caphe PH's f...

Richard "Lucifer" Hoydurian Watches K-Dramas Thinking ABiaS-CBN Stars Are Starring In K-Dramas?

  The Asia Artist Awards 2023 was held in the Philippines. I didn't want to write anything until I realized My Demon is currently Top 2 in Netflix Philippines. Sure, Yu Yu Hakusho is nostalgic among Filipinos. However, K-Dramas have been pretty strong in the Asian market thanks to strong market fundamentals. I just hope that Japan will stop being too exclusive and let more of its shows out. Last time, I remembered writing about Lucifer thinking that ABiaS-CBN entertainment is a match for foreign shows . Right now, there are some Pinoy Netflix originals going on and they can be good. However, I'm going to think about it if he's talking about ABiaS-CBN shows with the DEFAULT teleserye formula - he's got to be deluded! I end up thinking that he's having some kind of delusion from within.  I think Lucifer watches K-Drama thinking that he's seeing ABiaS-CBN celebrities instead of the actual celebrities. Right now, I imagine that Lucifer is watching My Demon thinking...

The CPP-NPA Could've Allied With The CCP Or The CPV To Destroy NTF-ELCAC

Just hearing that CPP-NPA legal fronts (such as Kilusang Mga Ulol) decided to hire UN rapporteur Ian Fry to help dissolve NTF-ELCAC is LAUGHABLE. It should be laughable since Fry himself may have not gotten the whole picture. Also, NTF-ELCAC was created to end Communist ARMED CONFLICT. It's laughable that they hired Fry. Is November 6-15 enough for Fry to get data before he'd say anything? Instead, the CPP-NPA legal fronts should've thought that their best allies could be either China or Vietnam . Why give their sob stories to a white man who needs to assess the situation when they supposedly hate the West?  The CPP-NPA has been weakened ever since Joma Sison died last year. Joma had been dishonorable in many ways. Just think about how Communist leaders stuck by their comrades. Mao Zedong stuck by his comrades in the mountains. Ho Chi Minh was willing to also stay with his comrades by the mountains. What about Joma? Joma went to the democratic Netherlands where he was nagp...

Unbelievable News: Antonio Trillanes IV Is A Great-Grandson Of Nazi Propaganda Minister, Joseph Goebbels!

Yesterday was the birthday of Antonio Trillanes IV. The Trillanes family was usually kept in privacy. However, files from the Second World War about Joseph Goebbels were long unwrapped. It turns out that Atty. Leni Loud Robredo had hidden a secret that was soon uncovered. Files from the Second World War revealed that Goebbels secretly had an affair with a Filipino woman. It was a well-hidden secret that was only unleashed centuries later that the unidentified Filipino woman led to the Trillanes bloodline. Recently, a war museum in Germany and some of Goebbels' descendants donated their DNA samples . Papers found at Atty. Leni Loud's apartment hid a gossip of Goebbels' secret Filipino mistress and that Trillanes may have been the descendant. Some DNA of Goebbels' descendants was soon tested. The hair samples of some surviving descendants of Goebbels was sent. Trillanes didn't want to believe that he was indeed a descendant of a Nazi war criminal and demanded a DNA t...

Yes, I'm Finally Dumping K-Dramas For Our Local Teleseryes

The pandemic is over and it's over three years since ECQ, right? It was such a bummer that ABS-CBN lost its franchise turning it into just a media network. Here's one thing I realized - we have to be nationalistic and avoid colonial mentality . If you're truly Filipino then you must love your own shows. Yes, that's why I've decided that I'm going to stop watching K-Dramas (as well as other imported dramas) to watch our very own beloved teleseryes. Right now, I'm trying to get access to a whole DVD set of the hit show Ang Probinsyano and I should've started watching Coco Martin's newest hit drama Batang Quiapo . So what's with my change of heart this very fateful day? Sit back and take the time to read this enlightening post. This guy Bongsky commenting on the  Get Real Philippines website is an absolute genius . Wow, why didn't I see the value of our local teleseryes. Why did I even spend my time watching those accursed K-Dramas that NEVER he...

The CPP-NPA (And Its Legal Fronts) May Also Consider PERMANENTLY Migrating To The Kingdom Of North Korea

  Oh boy! Did I forget that South Korea also celebrates the Lunar New Year? My Chinese New Year post recommended that the CPP-NPA should migrate to China permanently . However, there might be the chance that Communist China might relax its free markets again. The late Joma Sison condemned Deng Xiaoping for adopting free market capitalism . Ironically, Sison was hiding in capitalist and democratic Netherlands instead of North Korea, Vietnam, China, or any country that still practices Communism as a form of ideology. Sison could've partied with other Communists in the night clubs of Hanoi or Shanghai as a refugee. Instead, Sison was in the Netherlands where he got cremated like some Communist leaders.  If China is "too capitalist" for them (though free markets are getting risked by Xi Jinping's idiotic regime) then why not try North Korea instead? North Korea seems to be more consistent with Sison's vision. China and Vietnam have both adopted free market systems eve...

The CPP-NPA (And Its Legal Fronts) Should Move To COMMUNIST China PERMANENTLY

Happy Chinese New Year, right? Well, we're all aware of how Jose Maria Sison CROAKED last December 2022. One has to wonder how the CPP-NPA (and all its legal fronts) will be with their founder Sison dead. Ironically, Sison died in the free market DEMOCRATIC Netherlands rather than having died in any country that identifies itself as a Communist nation. Sison could've died in a hospital in any Communist country. Also, for Toady Casino to call Sison a "great man" is an overstatement. Unlike Mao Zedong, Sison NEVER succeeded in his plans. Mao knew how to organize his men, managed to convince the nation to overthrow his predecessor Chiang Kai Shek, and managed to apply Sun Tzu's Art of War .  However, I do have an alternative for the CPP-NPA. They love Communism so much right? Ironically, the CPP-NPA love Communism while they hate Communist China . They keep raising China every time the issue of foreign investment comes in. Some may even write, "It's Duterte...

Coming Soon: "Pinoy Ako Blog: How To Blog Against A Dictator" By Jover Laurio

It's no surprise that Maria Ressa won an Emmy's Award . Now, it's time to give that award to another person. I'm talking about Maria Josephine "Jover" Laurio. Until now, it doesn't seem Stephen Sackur is ready to interview Jover at all. Ressa released a book called How to Stand Up to a Dictator . There are even forewords by Amar Clooney. If you remembered Jover's wedding - Ressa herself was also a principal sponsor for that wedding. That's why I even recommended Jover Laurio should get nominated for (or even win) the Nobel Fish Fries . This is what I want to happen. I want Jover herself to update her book Resibo . This time, it will have forewords by Ressa herself. The title of the book should be Pinoy Ako Blog: How to Blog Against a Dictator . So far, the original Pinoy Ako Blog site is down and it's only a Facebook page now. Did the other people managing the site find it too expensive to host a domain? They could still use Wordpress or Blogge...

Will ABiaS-CBN Adapt The Netflix KDrama "Glitch" As A Sequel To "Kokey"?

  KDramas tend to get bastardized when the teleserye remake (or adaptation) happens, right? I wrote an article where I mentioned that  teleserye versions of imported shows feel like bootleg . Sure, they're not bootleg, legally speaking, but in QUALITY, they are BOOTLEG. With Glitch coming up on Netflix - I feel that ABiaS-CBN might really want to adapt the show and make it a sequel to their cheap flick Kokey .  I remembered how I made some jokes comparing Jin A Nana's face to Shaina Garcia Magdayao. The leading star is Jeon Yeo Bin. There's no news (yet) of a possible Vincenzo remake but jokes that Coconuts Martin would probably be involved were made. Coconuts' "hit show" Ang Probinsyano finally met its ending after seven agonizing years of terrible storytelling. Now, I could imagine the possibility of what could happen in a Kokey remake.  ABiaS-CBN created a teleserye known as Kokey in 2007. Later, ABiaS-CBN released a sequel of sorts called Kokey at Ako (Kok...

Why Do Hyun Jin (From K-Drama "Kill It"), Not Roxanne Opena, Should've Led Taskforce Agila

I guess my bashing of Ang Probinsyano is really not going to stop, right? I wrote about the downfall of Taskforce Agila . I just intended to watch the finale but I decided to watch the penultimate episode (but not entirely) involved in the FAILED hostage crisis. What led to the FAILED hostage crisis was a dreadful miscalculation. Taskforce Agila OVERESTIMATED itself by sending TOO FEW PEOPLE, they're UNDEREQUIPPED and even UNPREPARED. I was reminded of two major incidents namely the Manila Hostage Crisis and the SAF-44 incident . Speaking of SAF-44 -- Coconuts Martin did play as a dead SAF-44 officer. Both were done out of poor coordination. Besides, I even felt the Agilas got crushed due to OVERCONFIDENCE. They were dealing with Renato Hipolito the FINAL VILLAIN. What a dreadful miscalculation. Right now, I feel like writing a HUMOR POST to de-stress. One humor post I wrote was making fun of Shaina Magdayao's role as Roxanne Opena . I had a bit of a laugh writing it though th...

Star Cinema Presents "Trillanes: Bayani Ng Oakwood"

Credit goes to Coconuts Martin I remembered when I wrote a satirical entry about Viva Films making a film called Trillanes: Bayani Ng Oakwood . However, the recent events have VIVA Films with Darryl Yap's newest film Maid in Malacanang makes me wonder if ABiaS-CBN's Star Cinema would be the better filmmaking company to make my dream film Trillanes: Bayani Ng Oakwood . I could imagine the film would be loosely based on the events of the Oakwood Mutiny and the Manila Peninsula Siege. It would probably be a good highlight in an attempt to demonize charter change yet again.  Let's imagine the trailer would go like this, "A man of principle. A man of dignity. A man who saved democracy from charter change. Presenting the story of Antonio Trillanes IV, the hero of Oakwood." The most obvious is that Coconuts Martin will be Antonio Trillanes IV. But we're asking who will play as who? Well, I've got some suggestions on who will appear in this movie... Boy Abunda as ...

Will Coconuts Martin Get The Nobel Fish Fries?

I don't know if I should be laughing (or not) that Ang Probinsyano aka The Misadventures of Cardo Dalisay is coming to an end. Now, it turns out that Coconuts Martin is about to get a new misadventure based on Batang Quiapo (Youth of Quiapo) where the late Fernando Poe Jr. acts as a pickpocket trying to go straight. Ang Probinsyano had 1,600+ episodes which makes me even wonder if anybody is willing to rewatch it from EPISODE ONE up to the upcoming final episode. This also reminds me of how Antonio Trillanes IV expresses he's a fan of the said show . This reminds me I even wrote an article about if Trillanes would actually get the Nobel Peace Prize . It's because Maria Ressa's Nobel Peace Prize award is totally laughable. I wouldn't be surprised if Ressa even wins a Nobel Prize in Physics this year. Then again, the Nobel Foundation already lost its prestige some ago so that's why I say Ressa can keep her prize . I'll just be "WALA AKONG PAKI!" or...

That's It! I'm Abandoning The Call For Constitutional Reform!

Well, I've finally seen the light at long last! It's really time to say goodbye to constitutional reform and we should just stick to the 1987 Constitution of the Philippines. This is an enlightening essay on this day of April 1, 2022 , to which we Filipinos must be ready to make a voice. Any attempt to change the constitution is nothing more than a travesty. We really should prepare our fight to go against charter change by all means. I finally gave up on the fight just today because I finally saw it for what it is based on empirical evidence provided by the best of the best.  Listen to the wise words of Hilario Davide Jr. for a start  You can trust the wise words of Hilario Davide such as when he proudly declared on TV, " The 1987 Constitution is the best in the world! " We can be sure of that and we must reject constitutional reform by any means. Davide, one of the framers of the 1987 Constitution, prepared the best constitution in the world. The gains after EDSA ar...

Forget Constitutional Reform, Let's Paint The Philippines Pink With #LeniIsMyPresident Instead!

Folks, we've finally all seen the light . The call for constitutional reform is useless! We have finally been enlightened from 2016 to 2022 that the real meaning of "the system" is to simply change the person in charge - not go for a parliamentary system . It's time for constitutional reform to be sacked (and yes, we can trust thought leaders like Jover Laurio of Pinoy Ako Blog in this one) to proceed with the best solution. The best solution that we can have is we well color the Philippines the color of a rose. How do we do that? We should have our presidential aspirant should be none other than Vice President Maria Leonor "Leni" Gerona Robredo.  The achievements of Leni should tell you why she should be the president of the Philippines . You just need to think of these EXTRAORDINARY achievements that no other politician was able to do causing her to get an 80% in a Pulse Asia survey : Three years ago, Leni showed how she could solve the water crisis . The ...