Making It Fun in the Philippines

Kiko Pangilinan's Official Website People might say, "Umaayos na ang Pinas! Nanalo sina Kikoman at si Bum!" Well, sorry to say but the Philippines is still stuck with the 1987 Constipation of the Philippines. Oftentimes, charter change is often associated with the return of Marcos imperialism. By the way, there's really NO WAY in history that the Marcos Empire was really a parliamentary system . Ninoy Aquino even lambasted the idea during the Marcos Empire years, "We had a parliamentary form of government WITHOUT a parliament." That means the silly claims of a man carrying a machete while wearing a hockey mask -- are INVALID ! Atty. Kikoman Cuneta errr Pangilinan even promised free breakfast . The big question is SAAN TAYO KUKUHA NG PONDO?! Even more, the way Kikoman talked with Rolling Stones makes me think about, "What does he mean by feeding Filipinos?"  Sure, it's a noble task to want to end hunger. However, no one can truly end hunger if a...

  It's almost elections, right? Those who say that systems don't shape behavior NEED to think about COMELEC's ban on campaigning from Maundy Thursday to Good Friday . That may explain why we haven't seen a SINGLE POLITICIAN performing the Penitensya. It's proof that when certain rules are made -- it can have a HUGE IMPACT on how things work.    Who can remember this joke last 2016? The Omnibus Election Code may explain why Mar Roxas didn't resolve to voluntary crucifixion . If only I knew of the Maundy Thursday-Good Friday ban. However, some people couldn't help but poke fun because of Mar's antics . Sadly, Atty. Kikoman Pangilinan and Bum Aquino are still REPEATING the same shenanigans. Shouldn't the Liberal Party of the Philippines FOCUS ON REAL ISSUES than publicity stunts? Publicity stunts FAILED Mar, FAILED Atty. Leni Loud Robredo, and what makes Kikoman and Bum think it'll work for them? Insanity is REPEATING the same thing and expecting d...

If Pinoy Pride has led the Philippines to become the Failippines and Filipinos to become Failipinos -- PNoy Pride is more similar than different! PNoy Pride is a massive failure of the mind. It continues to use Noytardism as the foundation as to why the "sacred" 1987 Constipation shouldn't even be amended. Now, the Dilawans pride themselves as the "opposition". Unfortunately, the Dilawans continue using theatrics instead of seeing the bigger problem -- the 1987 Constipation DOESN'T really see them as a real Opposition!  The 1987 Constipation of the Philippines is a PRESIDENTIAL SYSTEM. It means the winner takes all scenario. Take the results of the race for example. Bobong Marcos defeated Atty. Leni Loud Robredo in the elections. Until now, the Dilawans can't even prove allegations of cheating just as Bobong may have had zero evidence of Leni Loud cheating him. Fortunately, both Bobong and Leni Loud shook hands . I wonder if the Yellowtards are ready to ...

Jason VOORHEES. Typing nonsense comments at Get Real Philippines (GRP) since well... I DUNNO! I feel so stupid that I didn't write this post last Halloween. It's because some idiot called Jason posted extreme nonsense on Get Real Philippines  (GRP). Talks for constitutional reform are going on right now. However, Jason VOORHEES (as I prefer to call him, though I unintentionally misspelled it as VORHEES) said this nonsense: This is the start of the LONG-WINDED argument I got into with Jason VOORHEES. The guy insists that the Marcos Empire (1973-1986) was a "parliamentary" form of government. The argument is weak and he doesn't understand the evidence he's ranting. Please, Cesar Virata was nothing more than an executive assistant while Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. ruled as an EMPEROR in practice. If Jason VOORHEES had done better readings -- the amendments leaned towards a hyper-presidential system that made Marcos a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. Marcos would've establishe...

Inquirer It's been some time since I tackled the issue between President Bobong Marcos and his two-time rival former VP Atty. Leni Loud Robredo.  The picture had Leni Loud shaking hands with Bobong in Sorsogon. The recent Typhoon Kristine incident is no time for politicking. Some people might say that Bobong is more civil than former president Rodrigo R. Duterte. The recent incident has Bobong willing to supply rubber boats for Naga . “As soon as makapasok kami, we will be doing that. And we are now beginning to marshal our assets, like, for example, rubber boats. Hanggang Mindanao kukunin na muna namin at dadalhin namin dito sa area ng pangangailangan. (We will gather them from as far as Mindanao and bring them here to the area of need),” Marcos replied when asked how soon the rubber boats would be delivered in Naga City. Robredo and the Naga LGU requested separately on Facebook posts on Tuesday. When it comes to political retards -- we always expect CANCEL culture. The Yellowtard...

It's expected that former congresswoman Sarah Elgago should move away from Kabataan Pantylist. Kabataan Pantylist is almost a step-by-step copy of Vietnam's Ho Chi Minh Communist Youth Union -- which is alternatively called Youth Union (Doan Thanh Nien). Nobody can deny that the two youth recruitment groups wear blue as their color. She moved from Kabataan to Gagabriela presumably due to her age. Vietnam's Youth Union has an age limit of 30 (or 35 for some). She's already 35 which means she's already reached her limits.  Kabataan Pantylist has Raoulol Manuel as its current representative. One must ask what has Sarah done anyway during her time as a member of Kabataan? What has Gagabriela done anyway during its stint? Both Kabataan and Gagabriela mourned for the late Joma Sison. Another strange tidbit was that the Vietnam Women's Union was founded on October 20, 1930, and Gagabriela was founded on October 28, 2000. That means that Gagabriela was established in t...

Some people still continue to use EDSA to say no to charter change, right? Some of them are the Yellowtards. This reminds me of how the Yellowtards are very similar to the Maoists. The late Noynoy Aquino is revered nearly on the same level -- if not the same level -- as Mao Zedong . Noynoy was cremated -- the very request that Mao wanted before he died . Chances are that like Mao -- Noynoy requested to be cremated before he died. However, powerful officials wanted to preserve Mao's body so he could join the likes of Vladimir Putin and Ho Chi Minh. Why didn't the Yellowtards think of that? I mean, they don't need to invite everyone due to the pandemic. Why didn't they think of preserving Noynoy? It was understandable that Mao's process was a complicated one. The technology available to preserve Noynoy's body was more than there. The late despot Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. was preserved for years before his body was RIGHTFULLY buried next to Carlos P. Garcia. Even mor...

I've been running out of ideas writing this blog. I'd like to remind people that blogging is just a sideline. I was reading through the DETERIORATING QUALITY of articles in Get Real Philippines (GRP) -  especially Benign0's. Benign0's most recent article compares House Speaker Martin Romualdez to Mar Roxas . Martin actually has a college degree in contrast to President Bobong Marcos. Martin is also a lawyer (he graduated from the University of the Philippines) like Atty. Leni Loud Robredo and Senator Kikoman Pangilinan. Mar is an economics graduate of the University of Pennsylvania. Both men sound very brilliant, RIGHT? Unfortunately, both men have high intelligence but are making clowns out of themselves. To quote Benign0, he writes these stuff down in GRP: It seems Romualdez would rather spend his tax-funded time campaigning for the next election than doing his job crafting laws in his office. Then again stunts like this usually work, to be fair — because Filipinos ar...

Buntis Faib Legacy did get its overextension by 10 episodes huh? I'm not going to lie and say that it's UNNECESSARILY PAINFUL . Sure, the filming has FINALLY WRAPPED UP but the show hasn't. The recent episodes started to make me remember a certain dead man who kept blaming a certain someone. Emperor Zambojil in Buntis Faib Legacy turns out to be an EVEN BIGGER IDIOT than the original Anime counterpart. Yesterday's scene had members of the Boazanian nobility approaching Zambojil's court. Beside Zambojil is his mother Contessa (who seems to be an Expy of Honerva from Hyajakuu Golion except she's NO WITCH). Two members of the nobility started to question the Boazanian Pride propaganda. If they were indeed the greatest race in the Universe then why haven't they take over Earth. Zambojil's favorite excuse was to blame Zardoz. One of the nobles did address that Zambojil failed to send proper reinforcements. I would agree with that since sending General Oslak a...

It's already the second year since Panggulong Bobong Marcos proved one thing - PRESIDENTIALISM SUCKS! It's indeed the irony that Kakampinks against constitutional reform must face - they're so against charter change to parliamentary while admiring lead figures like the late Lee Kuan Yew and Mahathir Mohamad. I keep telling them, "Kaya't dapat na tayo mag parliamentary!" Their usual response is that the Empire of Marcos was a "parliamentary system" . The "empirical evidence" was the existence of Cesar Virata who Lee Kuan Yew called a NON-STARTER AND NO LEADER. The late Ninoy Aquino even RIGHTFULLY narrated how the Philippines' charter change went from America to Britain to France. Even worse, their "best bet" is that they hope to achieve something through their virtue signals aka SOCIAL MEDIA OUTRAGE. The likes of Illogical Kinko, Gerry Cacanindin, Jover Laurio, etc. have only done more social media outrage than give proper sol...

It's time to write another Bobong Marcos post, right? It's really irritating how Get Real Philippines could bother to criticize the late Noynoy Aquino BUT praise the former Prince Imperial of the Empire of Marcos? Even worse, that D*MN IDIOT  Jason VOORHEES still insists that the Empire of Marcos was a parliamentary government . Who should people listen to anyway between Jason VOORHEES or the late Lee Kuan Yew who knew how a real parliamentary government is run? I would like to tell those Kakampink thought leaders like Jover Laurio that the current constitution made it possible for Bobong to become the recent panggulo ng Pilipinas .  Now, we've got Pinklawans who are unfortunately still shooting themselves in the foot. Do I need to repeat a MILLION TIMES OVER that the real problem is the 1987 Constitution has been no better than the 1987 Constitution of the Empire of Marcos? Sure, the former crown prince isn't going to sit down forever. Even earlier this 2023 that Bobon...

  It's really annoying when you talk to ANTI-REFORM Kakampinks. Okay, some Kakampinks (formerly known as DILAWANS) have been fighting for reforms. Economist Andrew J. Masigan and the late Carlos Celdran are among them. I even heard that Rep. Stella Quimbo of the Liberal Party has been a proponent of reform. However, there are still some Kakampinks who are still convinced with what Hilarious Davide had to say. Davide said that the 1987 Constitution needs no amendment as it's Da Best in Da World. Right? Well, if there was really nothing wrong with the system then what allowed former crown prince Bobong Marcos to become the 17th president? The answer is none other than the 1987 Constitution of the Philippines! When anti-reform Kakampinks still insist that the Marcos Empire was under a parliamentary system so they defend the  Talk to them about the need for a parliamentary system and they're bound to keep saying, "But the Marcos Years were a parliamentary! Mauulit lang noo...

Get Real Philippines' clueless webmaster Benign0 wrote an article on the first anniversary of the Second Marcos Admin . There are times I just can't take Benign0 seriously because he believes that Filipino culture is static and can never change. Benign0's solution will take SEVERAL GENERATIONS before it'd work . The guy has been feeding trolls like Darth Moron the Wuss and Jason VOORHEES . You have anti-parliamentary Kakampinks who are saying, "It's the people, not the system!"  I read through Benign0's short and I'm sharing this part of the post: Again, we only need to face simple facts about why the old “Opposition” find themselves in the dumpster today. They failed to unify, failed to put up a competent leader, failed to come up with a campaign pitch based on an accurate reading of public sentiment, and refused, as the campaign progressed, to learn from insights described by data published by reputable polling firms. They were utterly buried in ...

I have a post about getting a Bachelor's Degree in Philippine Expertise from countries under the European Union (EU) . I would still say that President Bobong Marcos himself is a WEAK LEADER. Yes, the spoiled son of a dictator might be just as weak (or even weaker) as Emperor Kim Jong Un of North Korea. The COVID-19 pandemic also had me saying that arrogant white men should FIX THEIR OWN COUNTRIES FIRST before meddling in the Philippines . Even worse, there are even ultimatums with the EU trade deal before a deal can be made as portrayed by the cartoon. This makes me laugh at how clueless arrogant Westerners are often involved  One is the issue involved with Liela Dilemma. I think a lot of retracted statements might be because Rodrigo R. Duterte's term is over. Right now, I still feel Dilemma is guilty to a certain extent. Rigoberto Tiglao's expose concerning the Bilibid scandal  makes a point. If Dilemma didn't profit from the drug trade then she was still IRRESPONSIBL...

I was running out of posts to think about. Just then, I decided to visit Rigoberto Tiglao's blog and found a ridiculous article that President Bobong Marcos should learn from his father . As much as I enjoy reading Tiglao's blog such as how a battle of ego dug ABiaS-CBN in - Tiglao is sure CLUELESS AF about basic economics. Sure, I've criticized the late Noynoy Aquino for his shortcomings. I definitely refuse to take part in the Marcos vs. Aquino dichotomy. Maybe, I've made a certain stance in regards to Noynoy to have at least did some growth to the economy or prevented Joseph Estrada from becoming president. Now, it's time to think about Tiglao's rather stupid advice that Bobong should learn from his father. Like wut? Is it time to crown Bobong as the emperor of the Philippines and restore his late father, Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr.'s, near-North Korean-style rule?  I could remember typing a lot of articles about the Marcos Years. Those articles were meant to...