Making It Fun in the Philippines

Is it me or ABiaS-CBN stars may have not truly LEARNED their lesson? After all, it was ABiaS-CBN displayed that MASSIVE FAILURE OF THE MIND even before the Legacy Virus pandemic . Yup, we've got Anne Curtis-Smith -- one of ABiaS-CBN's biggest stars making the outrage on Twitter. There are many things worth agreeing but also some areas where Anne is SADLY MISTAKEN. I wonder if she's aware that her beloved network was also among the loudest,and PROBABLY THE LOUDEST critic when it came to the late Fidel V. Ramos' call for constitutional reform . Now, it's easy to talk well about the late Lee Kuan Yew (LKY) . However, it gets irritating when people say, "Look, hindi nagbibisa yung parliamentary system sa Pilipinas! It's because Marcos was corrupt! It only worked in Singapore because Lee Kuan Yew wasn't corrupt! " If one must believe that the Empire of Marcos was truly "parliamentary" then they failed to read Ninoy Aquino INTO CONTEXT . Ninoy...

  It's almost elections, right? Those who say that systems don't shape behavior NEED to think about COMELEC's ban on campaigning from Maundy Thursday to Good Friday . That may explain why we haven't seen a SINGLE POLITICIAN performing the Penitensya. It's proof that when certain rules are made -- it can have a HUGE IMPACT on how things work.    Who can remember this joke last 2016? The Omnibus Election Code may explain why Mar Roxas didn't resolve to voluntary crucifixion . If only I knew of the Maundy Thursday-Good Friday ban. However, some people couldn't help but poke fun because of Mar's antics . Sadly, Atty. Kikoman Pangilinan and Bum Aquino are still REPEATING the same shenanigans. Shouldn't the Liberal Party of the Philippines FOCUS ON REAL ISSUES than publicity stunts? Publicity stunts FAILED Mar, FAILED Atty. Leni Loud Robredo, and what makes Kikoman and Bum think it'll work for them? Insanity is REPEATING the same thing and expecting d...

The fool Jason VOORHEES may be silent -- for now! Did Jason VOORHEES lose a fight against Freddy Krueger? Kidding aside, elections are around the corner, and it's time to look back at that fool Jason VOORHEES and what he typed at Get Real Philippines (GRP) . I wrote a response to Jason VOORHEES" nonsense but the guy is SO CONVINCED at his blunder . Does that idiot know how to read or does he only know how to argue nonsense. If all else fails, I assume that he may wear his hockey mask, get a machete, and GO OUT ON A KILLING RAMPAGE. Arguing with that Jason VOORHEES fellow as entertaining (and STRESSFUL) at the same time. It's crazy how the guy even takes the quotes OUT OF CONTEXT. The way he quotes things is like a series of body parts that splatter everywhere. I'd call his argument A BLOODY MESS -- the same way that Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th Franchise leaves people in a horrifying mess. Now, here's a comment I'd like to share this idiot comment th...

If Pinoy Pride has led the Philippines to become the Failippines and Filipinos to become Failipinos -- PNoy Pride is more similar than different! PNoy Pride is a massive failure of the mind. It continues to use Noytardism as the foundation as to why the "sacred" 1987 Constipation shouldn't even be amended. Now, the Dilawans pride themselves as the "opposition". Unfortunately, the Dilawans continue using theatrics instead of seeing the bigger problem -- the 1987 Constipation DOESN'T really see them as a real Opposition!  The 1987 Constipation of the Philippines is a PRESIDENTIAL SYSTEM. It means the winner takes all scenario. Take the results of the race for example. Bobong Marcos defeated Atty. Leni Loud Robredo in the elections. Until now, the Dilawans can't even prove allegations of cheating just as Bobong may have had zero evidence of Leni Loud cheating him. Fortunately, both Bobong and Leni Loud shook hands . I wonder if the Yellowtards are ready to ...

Jason VOORHEES. Typing nonsense comments at Get Real Philippines (GRP) since well... I DUNNO! I feel so stupid that I didn't write this post last Halloween. It's because some idiot called Jason posted extreme nonsense on Get Real Philippines  (GRP). Talks for constitutional reform are going on right now. However, Jason VOORHEES (as I prefer to call him, though I unintentionally misspelled it as VORHEES) said this nonsense: This is the start of the LONG-WINDED argument I got into with Jason VOORHEES. The guy insists that the Marcos Empire (1973-1986) was a "parliamentary" form of government. The argument is weak and he doesn't understand the evidence he's ranting. Please, Cesar Virata was nothing more than an executive assistant while Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. ruled as an EMPEROR in practice. If Jason VOORHEES had done better readings -- the amendments leaned towards a hyper-presidential system that made Marcos a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. Marcos would've establishe...

Leila Dilemma was finally cleared of all charges by the Regional Trial Court. Today is also the third death anniversary of Noynoy Aquino. However, we need to look at it that if it took SEVEN YEARS to prove Dilemma's innocence (which I doubt she's fully innocent) -- she needs to ask herself the question, "WHY DID IT TAKE SEVEN YEARS?" Dilemma was arrested during the time of former president Rodrigo R. Duterte and was released during the regime of former crown prince turned President Bobong Marcos. It seems that the former crown prince of the Empire of Marcos has a hand in Dilemma's release. Dilemma is glad to be cleared of her charges. Dilemma is going to move against her nemesis Duterte.  I'm afraid not so many Filipinos know or realize the difference between a parliamentary system and a presidential system. Some people still insist that the Empire of Marcos is a parliamentary system . Take for example -- the  IMBECILE Jason VOORHEES who commented in the Get R...

Yellowtards really need to see the need for constitutional reform. Let's face it that would've the Philippines been a Parliament --  Atty. Leni Loud Robredo and company would've been the Opposition by now . Instead, they kept opposing the idea of the Philippines going parliamentary because of the reign of the late Emperor Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. Now, how do they expect to hold the former crown prince turned president, Bobong Marcos , accountable, if the Philippines has NO REAL DEFINED OPPOSITION? Even worse, they keep saying constitutional reform is useless if you have leaders like the late Noynoy Aquino. Maybe, Get Real Philippines was beating up Noynoy too hard since bar none, no one can match Marcos in destroying the Philippines.  However, the Yellowtards still continue to use Noynoy as a prime example of why constitutional reform (which they prefer to use the term, Cha Cha) or even some amendments are unnecessary.  It's almost like the 1987 Constitution of the Phili...

Running out of ideas? Well, it seems that Benign0 himself would have to deal with the fact that he moved to Australia but REFUSED to give Filipinos two things that could help improve them. I can't believe that Benign0 showed UTTER ECONOMIC CLUELESSNESS DURING COVID-19 . The guy is freaking living in Australia where FDI and the parliamentary system are benefiting it. Now, he's asking about why Philippine politics is full of drama . It seems Benign0 is more focused on his hatred for the Dilawans instead of the VERY SAME SYSTEM that allowed the Dilawans to rise into power. I think a lot of times that Benign0's probably been too unfair to the late Noynoy Aquino and to Atty. Leni Loud Robredo.  The latest article gives this introduction which I might tackle with Benign0's not seeing the SYSTEMIC difference between Australia and the Philippines: If the Philippines got a penny whenever wonder over its dysfunctional politics is raised, it’d be a First World country by now. Inde...

If you were born in the 1980s, maybe some of you remembered ISPUP on ABC-5 before it became TV-5. The show made fun of certain issues such as how Jon Santos became Kris Aquino and Mike Nacua became Joey Marquez. The show aired in 1998 when Joseph Estrada was the president of the Philippines. Willie Nepomuceno (who died a day ago) did several impersonations including the late Noynoy Aquino and former president Rodrigo R. Duterte. Neither his impersonations of Noynoy or Duterte could make me chuckle as hard as Erap. A lot of jokes about Erap spring from the fact, "HOW CAN A NINCOMPOOP BECOME A PRESIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" It was also there where Santos impersonated Erap's wife Loi Ejercito. There were several comedic stuff related to Erap when he was president. One of the joke segments was English para sa mahirap. It was intentionally English taught wrong. There were even exaggerated segments where Erap wrote the answers on an exam on a pair of briefs. It's because th...

It's already the second year since Panggulong Bobong Marcos proved one thing - PRESIDENTIALISM SUCKS! It's indeed the irony that Kakampinks against constitutional reform must face - they're so against charter change to parliamentary while admiring lead figures like the late Lee Kuan Yew and Mahathir Mohamad. I keep telling them, "Kaya't dapat na tayo mag parliamentary!" Their usual response is that the Empire of Marcos was a "parliamentary system" . The "empirical evidence" was the existence of Cesar Virata who Lee Kuan Yew called a NON-STARTER AND NO LEADER. The late Ninoy Aquino even RIGHTFULLY narrated how the Philippines' charter change went from America to Britain to France. Even worse, their "best bet" is that they hope to achieve something through their virtue signals aka SOCIAL MEDIA OUTRAGE. The likes of Illogical Kinko, Gerry Cacanindin, Jover Laurio, etc. have only done more social media outrage than give proper sol...

It's time to write another Bobong Marcos post, right? It's really irritating how Get Real Philippines could bother to criticize the late Noynoy Aquino BUT praise the former Prince Imperial of the Empire of Marcos? Even worse, that D*MN IDIOT  Jason VOORHEES still insists that the Empire of Marcos was a parliamentary government . Who should people listen to anyway between Jason VOORHEES or the late Lee Kuan Yew who knew how a real parliamentary government is run? I would like to tell those Kakampink thought leaders like Jover Laurio that the current constitution made it possible for Bobong to become the recent panggulo ng Pilipinas .  Now, we've got Pinklawans who are unfortunately still shooting themselves in the foot. Do I need to repeat a MILLION TIMES OVER that the real problem is the 1987 Constitution has been no better than the 1987 Constitution of the Empire of Marcos? Sure, the former crown prince isn't going to sit down forever. Even earlier this 2023 that Bobon...

  It's really annoying when you talk to ANTI-REFORM Kakampinks. Okay, some Kakampinks (formerly known as DILAWANS) have been fighting for reforms. Economist Andrew J. Masigan and the late Carlos Celdran are among them. I even heard that Rep. Stella Quimbo of the Liberal Party has been a proponent of reform. However, there are still some Kakampinks who are still convinced with what Hilarious Davide had to say. Davide said that the 1987 Constitution needs no amendment as it's Da Best in Da World. Right? Well, if there was really nothing wrong with the system then what allowed former crown prince Bobong Marcos to become the 17th president? The answer is none other than the 1987 Constitution of the Philippines! When anti-reform Kakampinks still insist that the Marcos Empire was under a parliamentary system so they defend the  Talk to them about the need for a parliamentary system and they're bound to keep saying, "But the Marcos Years were a parliamentary! Mauulit lang noo...

Get Real Philippines' clueless webmaster Benign0 wrote an article on the first anniversary of the Second Marcos Admin . There are times I just can't take Benign0 seriously because he believes that Filipino culture is static and can never change. Benign0's solution will take SEVERAL GENERATIONS before it'd work . The guy has been feeding trolls like Darth Moron the Wuss and Jason VOORHEES . You have anti-parliamentary Kakampinks who are saying, "It's the people, not the system!"  I read through Benign0's short and I'm sharing this part of the post: Again, we only need to face simple facts about why the old “Opposition” find themselves in the dumpster today. They failed to unify, failed to put up a competent leader, failed to come up with a campaign pitch based on an accurate reading of public sentiment, and refused, as the campaign progressed, to learn from insights described by data published by reputable polling firms. They were utterly buried in ...

  Okay, I'm not going to deny that I really FREAKING DON'T LIKE PRESIDENT BOBONG MARCOS. That's why I even wrote an article if Bobong can truly survive a parliamentary debate WHICH I DOUBT HE WOULD . Now, it seems to be that the toxic world of the Republic of Twitter and SOME Kakampinks would rather focus on Atty. Leni Loud Robredo than give solutions. Even worse, some will say, "WHY SHOULD WE THINK OF SOLUTIONS? THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD!' Some Kakampinks even continue to insist that the Marcos Sr. Empire was a real parliament even when evidence suggests otherwise . Any further research will reveal that Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. was a PRESIDENT WITH POWERS. A real parliamentary sytem would have the preisdent in a PURELY CEREMONIAL ROLE.  The "best solution" has been to give Leni Loud more publicity huh?  It's statements like, "KUNG SANA SI LENI ANG PRESIDENTE." and the like. We have "thought leaders" like Gerry Cacanindin, Jover Laurio,...