Making It Fun in the Philippines

Have you heard of the story called Karma written by Khushwant Singh? Well I thought some fat Murican in Get Real Philippines may get his karma soon. I will call him Blob Blabbersky. Once upon a time, there was a fat Murican who lived in New Jersey named Blob Blabbersky who was a very fat moron. He was so sick of American culture left and right, feeling that America was the source of all evil. He was ashamed to be an American and wanted to migrate to the Philippines and become a Filipino. He one day went to the Philippines for a few days. Later on, he joined the group called Get Real Philippines where he did nothing but troll everyone.

I previously wrote how the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf  can be related to the Filipino society.  Now let's take a look at how the Philippines and China now plays that story.  China would be the wolf, the Philippines would be the sheep and the Failipinos are the stupid shepherd boys who kept crying wolf and raising panic. Now it's time for me to write a short story to at least warm up this blog. =) Once upon a time in the Philippines, there was a lazy shepherd named Filipo De Hippo who said time will wait for him. During that time, he was the only provider of food for the village with poorly raised crops and his goats always ran around, causing trouble because he slept on the job. Filipo was a lazy boy, a palamunin who was the only provider of food for that village in the Philippines.  He was bored so he thought of an idea to add excitement to his life.   He knew there was a huge dragon in the pacific ocean who had a fondness for goat meat but it had n...