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#LetLeniLead As The President This 2022!

Yes folks you can see Leni Loud more than ready to lead!

Elections are just around the corner and we need a new leader. Filipinos are now awakened. After the shutdown of ABS-CBN - we can see how much Filipinos really LOVE their network. Just remember that after Ferdinand E. Marcos Sr. shut down ABS-CBN - a widow was just in waiting. We have a new widow in waiting and she's none other than our beloved Maria Leonor "Leni Loud" G. Robredo - the widow of Jesse Robredo. 2022 is just around the corner and we can already prepare for a bright future with Leni Loud herself in position.

Leni Loud herself is truly a genius of epic proportions. You can trust her when she said that pasaways aren't to blame for an increase in cases. You can trust the statement that the rallies didn't lead in a surge in cases. The pasaways are never to blame. Who can't help but adore her logic that pasaways aren't to blame? No, it's not caused by partying or rallying. The incompetent Duterte Administration is responsible for COVID-19. If it were so smart then we would all be out in the open right now. But no, the Duterte Administration chose to shut down ABS-CBN instead of the virus. Other countries have now recovered and it's well-documented that the Philippines has the longest lockdown ever. 

Do you know Leni Loud is the strongest woman in Asian politics? Well, the reasons are now more obvious. One good reason to name her as such is because of her discovery of a cure for COVID-19. Unfortunately, the Duterte Administration refused to distribute the cure nationwide. Fortunately, we already have the cure and we can't wait for her to get the Nobel Peace Prize. 

Everywhere she goes - she's just well-loved!

You can just see how well-loved Leni Loud is in this photo. Notice that everywhere she goes - she's greeted with warm smiles. If you can't see them smile then you must be very stupid. Recent photos have proven that she's highly popular among the urban poor. Do you see our president Rodrigo R. Duterte do that? No, but you can see Leni Loud's physical presence proves she's a much harder worker. People in the country love her so much. In fact, she even topped the Pulse Asia survey with an 80% preference. Saying she's violated social distancing guidelines? Screw it! She already has the cure for COVID-19 ready which makes her exempt from social distancing.

With Leni as president, we will never be hungry again!

Leni Loud is also the strongest woman in Asian politics because of her free food. Her pasta and fried chicken are guaranteed to put any restaurant out of business. You can trust the writings of our beloved genius, Jover Laurio, of Pignoy Ako Blog. Yes, Pignoy Ako Blog is your most trustworthy source of information. I believe that Jover herself should run for senator so she would fight fake news and charter change. Charter change is a dreadful thing because the 1987 Constitution is the best in the world. Why should we listen to the late John Gokongwei about charter change? We should all listen to Hilarious Davide instead. Davide knows the constitution inside-out and he's proven we've got the best constitution in the world. We should all petition for the John Gokongwei School of Management to be replaced with the Kris Aquino School of Management.

Truly a man of principle and honor. 

Do you want to know the real reason behind the Duterte Administration wanting charter change? You should also listen to Toady Casino. Casino of Bayad Muna is a certified political genius like Neri Colmenares. Anybody who tries to refute his article at Rappler must be crazy. Parliamentary systems that there will be more elections and the Dutertes and Marcoses will rule the Philippines forever. Federalism will mean more warlords will rise. Even worse, the plan to open up the economy means to sell the Philippines to China. Casino is right in saying that foreign investors are foreign invaders. Foreign investors will rob our resources and destroy our sovereignty. Instead, we must continue the 60-40 program and the OFW program. Screw the CoRRECT Movement and other related movements. Casino is a pure genius that you can trust. The people in Bayad Muna are very nationalistic and you can trust them concerning the nation. 

Yup, the Philippines is conquering the world.

Filipinos are now taking over the world thanks to the OFW program. Research the Internet and see how OFWs are conquering the world. Filipinos may be away from their families but they're doing it in the name of conquest. Don't believe me? Read the news. The Philippines is not only fighting China for control of Spratlys but also for Hong Kong. The arrival of Mahathir Mohamad in the Philippines is to surrender control of Malaysia (and Sabah) to us. In 2015, our valiant hero, Edz Ello, already conquered Singapore and made it into the new Filipino state. Don't believe me? Right now, Filipinos are getting the jobs in Malaysia and Singapore making them our new state. It will only be a matter of time before Hong Kong will belong to the Philippines. Either we conquer them with OFWs or they conquer us with foreign investment. 

Leni Loud herself will make the OFW program even more successful than when it started. Soon, Hong Kong will really become a Philippine territory. Singapore and Malaysia are now new states of the Philippines. Soon, we will conquer China, Japan, and Vietnam, and then the whole world. Leni Loud herself will spearhead this program to making the Philippines the greatest country in the world! Yipee!

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