Coming Soon: "Ang Busy Presidente Ninyong Lahat" Starring Ai-Ai Delas Malas As Leni Loud Robredo

 

I remembered one time when I wrote about how the film Ang Tanging Ina Ninyong Lahat (The Only Mother to You All) showed the perils of the presidential system. Now, it's time to really make a joke because I was actually way too disappointed that one film was never made. The title of the film would be called Ang Busy Presidente Ninyong Lahat (The Busy President for You All) which will feature Vice President Leni Loud Robredo. I did end up making a joke where I compared Leni Loud to Ai Ai Delas Malas' character of Ina Montecillo. Now, it's time to make an imagined scenario where movies that could've been shown this Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF) are a movie with Agot Isidro as Maria Ressa and Coconuts Martin as Antonio Trillanes IV. The film could be produced by either VIVA Films or ABiaS-CBN. Either way, the movie should've been produced with Ai-Ai as Leni Loud.

Why would I choose Ai-Ai as Leni Loud? It's because of the movie Ang Tanging Ina Ninyong Lahat where Ai-Ai was Ina. Ina was a widow (four times actually) and she became the president after she exposed the assassination of the previous president, Hillary Daffalong, at the hands of Bill Bilyones. The movie may have unfortunately revealed what a Leni Loud presidency might look like. Although, another major difference between Ina and Leni Loud is that the latter does have political experience. Ina had zero experience and KNEW NOTHING about running the nation.

How should the movie go? It would try to cover how Leni Loud would be the busy president. Maybe, we will see Jim Paredes as President Rodrigo R. Duterte, Jaime Fabregas as Noynoy Aquino, Liza Soberano as Risa Hontiveros, Coconuts Martin as Antonio Trillanes IV, and Agot Isidro as Maria Ressa. The movie will open up with the scene of Leni Loud crying over her husband Jesse Robredo's death. We may see a woman who's determined to run as vice president. We will see her ascend to the position of vice president. They may even want to portray Duterte as always asleep while Leni Loud would be very busy. Who knows we may get cameos of Yoly Ong, Leah Navarro, and Jover Laurio too in the film.

I find this a missed opportunity of the current "opposition". If they want to make Leni Loud look good then why didn't they produce this film? They could've shown this in the MMFF online. TBH, I really wish this film actually existed. It would be good for laughs if ever this film existed.