Folks, we've finally all seen the light. The call for constitutional reform is useless! We have finally been enlightened from 2016 to 2022 that the real meaning of "the system" is to simply change the person in charge - not go for a parliamentary system. It's time for constitutional reform to be sacked (and yes, we can trust thought leaders like Jover Laurio of Pinoy Ako Blog in this one) to proceed with the best solution. The best solution that we can have is we well color the Philippines the color of a rose. How do we do that? We should have our presidential aspirant should be none other than Vice President Maria Leonor "Leni" Gerona Robredo.
The achievements of Leni should tell you why she should be the president of the Philippines. You just need to think of these EXTRAORDINARY achievements that no other politician was able to do causing her to get an 80% in a Pulse Asia survey:
- Three years ago, Leni showed how she could solve the water crisis. The Manila Water Crisis was ended when she made it rain with her rain dance.
- Two years ago on April 1, 2020 - Leni discovered the cure for COVID-19 to help alleviate cases. True, vaccinations will still be needed but the lugaw she prepared did help us recover.
- Leni really knows how to take care of the urban poor. The bright smiles of the urban poor shows she knows what to do in order to alleviate poverty.
- Leni is the strongest woman in Asian politics with her free food. You can forget about other female leaders like Tsai Ing Wen of Taiwan and Aung San Syuu Ki of Myanmar. She is prepared to end starvation not just in the Philippines but in almost every part of the world. You can expect other leaders, male or female, to use her plan as a global model to end starvation.
- More photos have revealed that Leni herself has been the great heroine in many situations. They weren't released earlier. However, the Loud House Interview reveals that Leni Loud may be on her way to get Nobel Prizes. Maria Ressa of Rappler is on her way to getting another award soon for physics. Having a Nobel Peace Prize winner for a president is a get-go for the Philippines.
The benefits of having Leni as president will be indeed great. We can expect that the Philippines can become a first world country in three to six months under her magnificent leadership. Yes, it's possible and she can beat the late Lee Kuan Yew. The Philippines can go from rising tiger to vicious tiger in three to six months under her highly competent leadership. In no time, the Philippines will be more than the Pearl of the Orient - it will become a role model in economic growth better than what her two processors, the late Noynoy Aquino and Rodrigo R. Duterte, will ever do. She will also beat out the economic legacy of all the ASEAN nations in just three to six months.
We can all expect that foreign investors will invest with Leni. Yes, foreign investors do care more about who's in power. Foreign investments will come here with or without amendments. It's because she has her ever wondrous appeal. Do foreign investors need water? Leni can provide for it like she solved the Manila Water Crisis. Do foreign investors fear COVID-19? Leni's porridge is more than ready to be served to cure those who are positive. Do foreign investors need some food? Well, Leni's free food is definitely going to cure their hunger faster than you can order food from Grab or Foodpanda.
Besides, the parliamentary system will never work in the Philippines. Are you demanding for empirical evidence? Some say that it wasn't a real parliamentary. Screw it! The evidence is that Cesar Virata was a prime minister of the Philippines. That's more than enough to prove it was a legitimate parliamentary. That's high empirical evidence. We don't need a Parliament - we just need a good leader. Parliament won't work and will never work because we never had experience in it. If we vote for Leni then we can expect the Philippines to soar high in three to six months!
What are you waiting for? Let's vote for Leni for president now!
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