Well, it's finally here and today we celebrate the #EDSAPeoplePower anniversary. There's good news. At last, the long task has been accomplished. #OustDuterte has become a reality based on the picture above. As you can see, the whole EDSA Avenue has been so filled with people like it was last February 22-25, 1986. At long last the dream to #OustDuterte is a success. If you can't see the people filling up EDSA today then you must be such a subjective moron. The dictatorship is over and good news - we are about to enter a new golden era of #DaangMatuwid by tomorrow.
Yes, that is right, tomorrow you can expect a new president and vice-president. Wake up, come tomorrow, and we will welcome President Leni Loud Robredo who will be a much better president. After all it was her miraculous powers that solved the water crisis by simply letting it rain by saluting. Who will be the vice-president? It will be none other than our valiant and ever-courageous Antonio F. Trillanes IV. Under the administration of President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes - we can expect a brighter, better tomorrow as they will uphold the 1987 Constitution's provisions. That's right - we can now celebrate the new tandem of #DaangMatuwid. We can now expect both President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes to take their oath towards Daang Matuwid. By tomorrow, all the strains of the Coronavirus will be miraculously gone as both our new president and vice president will sit in power. You can also expect no more natural disasters now that they are in power.
The good news is that #OtsoDiretso will be the new cabinet members of President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes. We may expect to see Gary Alejano be in charge of national defense, Romulo Macalinlang in charge of running elections, and Mar Roxas will certainly have good economic plans. Yes, you can expect it that you wake up tomorrow - be ready for a shower of golden coins, the leaves will turn into money, and the stones will all turn into precious gems with Roxas as a cabinet member. We can expect them to be the new appointees to help President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes lead us to a golden age. We are certain to have better days ahead! In no time, the Philippines will conquer the whole world through the OFW program! ASEAN will just be the first conquest. We will see the Philippines conquer all ASEAN countries and make them as part of our Penoy Prayd Empire with President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes!
We can all say that the success of #OustDuterte is because of our ever-reliable blogger Jover Laurio. It was really nice of her to be the best blogger ever. More and more people read her blog. Yes, she's the most accurate blogger and reporter ever. Soon, she will be our new factchecker to help our new #DaangMatuwid to keep us up-to-date with the successes of President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes. We owe her a lot for today's success.
Pretty much, we should all party all night and get drunk. We can now have a new beautiful golden age under President Robredo and Vice President Trillanes!
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