My Imagined Press Conference By #TindigPilipinas At The Any Pro-Dilawan University

Right now, I just want to imagine what could be the ideal conference of #TindigPilipinas. Note that this isn't just the Liberal Party but also other people joining forces with them with Antonio Trillanes, Jejomar Binay and Gary Alejano to name a few non-Dilawans joining the Dilawans. You could think of the possible conference that could be held that the "dream school" called the Ateneo De Manila University where they gave Jover Laurio an award for prestige over her obviously non-prestigious work called PNoy Ako Blog.

So who would be the guest speakers for this planned conference against President Rodrigo R. Duterte? I would like to give some possible "honored" guest that would probably be hired by them. So who would we think as the possible guest speakers? Some of the people I could name would be Shabuteur Agnes Callamard, Dinuktor Carl Hart, Amos Yee from Singapore, Loida Nicolas Lewis, economic protectionist advocate Ian Fletcher, Samantha Powers from Time Magazine, anybody from the European Union, anybody from the Asian Sentinel and anybody from Liberal International could be a few that would make that possible long guest list.

Let's think of the possible event for these speakers. I think Shabuteur Callamard and Dinuktor Hart would be happy to spread their lie about shabu all over again. Yee himself may also want to badmouth Lee Kuan Yew's economic policies. Maybe, we could also hear how Powers herself would have come to the conclusion based on her "brilliance". This would be but a few. But wait their talent fees don't come in cheap. Paying your guest's lodging and meals is absolute courtesy. In this case, how expensive would their fees be anyway? I could imagine what if those first world idiots would demand first world treatment in the Philippines. Talk about how much money can be wasted at that moment.

One might assume that maybe, just maybe the Dilawans are already running out of money. Think about how the number of rallyists are getting lower. Paying foreigners with more or less the same mindset as the Dilawans could be a factor to why the rallyists are getting smaller and smaller. This could be a very expensive event but what if they can't find anyone to attend? They might even need to pay idiots to attend the conference while paying their guests at the same time? Oh boy, I can't imagine how low the bank books of the Dilawans would be at any given time.