If Only It Were Possible To Exile Those PNoys Or Dilawans To The Moon

Happy Moon Festival 2017! 

Since it's August 15 in the Chinese lunar calendar then I thought of writing this funny post to celebrate it with. What if the Philippines was rich enough or what if NASA established a base in the Philippines? I remembered the time I wrote on what if those PNoys could do every decent Pinoy a favor by finding some suitable island to form their own separate state. But for a joke what if it were possible to exile those PNoys to the moon.

Why do I suddenly want to make my exaggerated proposal exiling those PNoys to the moon? I don't think it would do any good for those PNoys to stay on Earth. Let them have Spratlys they might pollute the nearby rivers with their filthy habits. They may end up creating a separate state that needs to be nuked. That's why I really wish it would be possible to exile them to the Earth's moon. They will come by batches and they can start their own separate state there.

If this happened this may be the biggest accomplishment ever for the Philippines. There are Filipino astronauts but none were launched from the Philippines. They may be the first Filipino astronauts to be launched into space. They will have the moon a totally barren wasteland with nothing but the moon to self-industrialize. Let's see them make the moon a progressive colony by insisting on keeping the 1987 Constitution. 

Please pass this around for goodwill this Moon Festival 2017!

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